Dedicated to all devoted to secret and skeptics. I know for sure that today you walked along the street, went to your home, turned on your computer, glued a little mouse and opened … a super -secret file with an iron and irrefutable evidence of the existence of all that cannot be! Well, instead of evidence, you only ran into a CONTROL review, where the author literally admires the game due to personal nostalgia!
And no, I admire not a fighting and not even a plot, which, by and large, has been realized to just be. I recall the dashing 90s and the insanity of many people on mysticism and all kinds of concealment. Then I was small and terribly fan on this topic. And then Control reminded me of those funny days, so that I laughed a little both of myself, and over the great riddles behind the line! And yes, I know that Control was inspired by the SCP universe, in which everything is almost always serious. But it is in the game that I see a frank banter over mysticism, aliens, astral plan and faith in the conspiracy of special services.
Now tell me, you someday watched "The X Files"? Yes, the same series from the 90s in which a special agent Mulder was looking for the truth in the archives! Do you remember how it started there? From the fact that the young Mulder has become an eyewitness to the abduction of his sister Samantha aliens. At least he was sure that his sister was stolen not by a psychopath, but by the real UFO.
Then he matured and became an agent of the Federal Bureau of Investigations, where at first he even received a reputation as one of the best profilers, but then began to use his powers to get and give public the same secret archives with proof of the concealment of people by aliens and most importantly – concealment of an alien invasion of the Earth!
In other episodes in his tireless zeal, he reached the point that he was ready to get to the secret military base to take one eye … to look … at a UFO! After all, you all know that in closed hangars at secret bases hide? Yes, those same plates! And somewhere near the truth, that is, a living alien! Perhaps he is exhausted and waiting for help, and maybe he is angry and people must find out about it! About this and the fact that ghosts, migrations of souls, levitation, telekinesis, telepathy, Atlantis, Lemuria, Sphinx on Mars, a snow man, a Lokhnic monster and a chupacabra is not delirium of a blue mare, but reality! All this is objective reality, but the government hides and hides! Hides and zombies thereby the twenty -fifth frame, so that you are neither in life, in general you would never want to look at the line!
And here I really want to recall the series in which Mulder appeared in the Pentagon. Yes, in the same center of world military men and occultism, where the devil itself is sometimes! Where did I get it? Duc, from the shape of the building, which was not just built not in the form of a cube or parallelipiped, but in the form of a devilish sign – a pentagram! In general, our Mulder with a fake pass came there to find out the whole truth about secret experiments and terrifying experiments on those who stole the plates. He entered, he saw something and he went out. Because I have long to explain to you why, but here, of course, there were no terrible and insidious plans of some of the world’s backstage.
Well, now let’s try to imagine how Mulder, being an ordinary citizen, decided to come for the sake of those very searching of a sister at least in the FBI. And, if not in the FBI, then to the NSA, to just take and … improvise on the spot in the name of justice, civil rights, freedom of information and truth! At the same time, he was not deployed or kicked out! Because all, or rather, almost all employees of the ominous headquarters fell in an unequal battle with the parallel world. Yes ah … something like that.
But there are still flowers, because Malder was able to freely go to the director’s office and became there as King Arthur, who pulled out a wonderful sword of stone to defeat evil and protect the good! Hmm, ahem … and now it’s time for a couple of amendments. Because everything was wrong, but in fact, Mulder pulled out not a sword, but a gun. And he did not pull him out, but lifted him, and not from the stone, but from the bloodied floor. And Malder’s name is not Fox Malder, but Jesse Faiden, that is, he is a woman, and not a man at all. And she is not looking for her sister, but her brother. And she is clearly not simple, but with a close, exclusive connection with the spirit, which straight from the start and from the threshold gives her a couple of paranormal forces!
And she did not come to the Pentagon and not to the National Security Agency, but to the FBI, or rather, in the FBK. Hmm, what’s the difference? And in the sophistication of those who are in the shade and everything hides from everyone! Because the FBI agents are at least pretending to be engaged in some important matter. And let them actually cover the ass of the Freemasons all the time, but their work is at least masked under law enforcement, but the control bureau is evil! There, for sure, they make the same, twenty -fifth frame, bugs under the guise of radio components and nanotechnology for chips, which will then introduce us all together with the vaccine. Any vaccine and any person, so that everything has secret societies under control!
But no, the error came out. Because FBK is not for control of people. And they do not work here at all (although there are no guarantees and who knows them?), and strange cosplayers on terrible people in black. More precisely, they are cosplaying office workers and scoring scientists, but they work in the name of studying the entire paranormal, interaction with the astral dimension and struggle with any aggressive mind from the other side of the many astral measurements!
And then the war. Invasion of Jes! And Jesse Faiden is simply not for some reason to argue with FBK workers and seek the truth at least for himself. And where is the brother? And what happened to him? And what the bureau employees know about this? Doesn’t matter. At least at first. Because Jesse is chosen! When she took the excalibur, that is, excuse me, the subject of power in the form of a pistol, mysterious voices from an inverted, sinister black pyramid recognized and appointed her the successor of the director of the bureau!
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Yes, the satire fully opens only when you are distracted from shootings to choose a note or read into a document with at least two or three crossed out lines for the atmosphere. One such secret form will seem so for itself, uninteresting, meaningless and simply unnecessary, the other at least smiles at you. At first glance, a piece of paper will talk about the secret, anomaly, a riddle that is almost incomprehensible, but in fact (yes, this time without a caps) there will be such a concentration of idiocy that you simply cannot but grin!
Part of the missions, by the way, is not without nonsense. Yes, between point A and B you are waiting for a distilated gameplay. Dashing, original, dynamic, but essentially meaningless and merciless, but then, albeit not always, but sometimes you will be aware of a surprise! You are not against the expulsion of the forces of evil, that is, excuse me, demons, that is, Jesus from a nice such. horses.
The horses that the bureau officers were removed from the children’s carousel. What about the expulsion of any of. Te-le-v-zo-ra! Hang, shit, evil spirits from the zombie. And the refrigerator we will clean too! Otherwise he became bad, at all blossomed and began to devour our food for us! You need Nyam, a cozy evening, and he, a shit of steel with a freon instead of blood, shrucks everything, and even growls on you. And that means. No, we must not pray with the priest, but go to the astral in order to defeat the monster there and then everything will be fine! 🙂
And you know that the main thing? You must expel JIS, preserving iron calm and self -control! So that no smiles, laughter, jokes and sarcasm! Briefly speaking. Equal on. Jesse! And on her serious face! : D
The simulator of the defeat of the hated, disgusting and in the stoves of the emerging office.
Who was sore to drown in pieces of paper? To whom the heaps of the squirrels of careerists? Who is suffocating from endless red tape? And most importantly! Who wants to come to his office on Monday to por-r-e-break the papers, smash all the furniture and break all the walls? Hands, bullets, telekinesis! To shreds, into chips, in Kroshevo! And at the same time you can kill your colleagues, who have long become lumpy in the throat. And no consequences! If you are killed, the game will revive you at the control point. And, if someone is there by the arm and turns up, then it is still not you to blame for it, but he. That is, not he, but the spirit of the Jesus in him. And you are the hero! You saved the world! From the obsessed. From darkness, horror, from a dark astral!
Fuh! Let’s exhale. And at the same time, look around to. Touch the sensation! Yes, thanks to Control, we get access to the knowledge that "the rich also cry", that is, you, ugh people in black, are also people! Ordinary people are actually, whose office work is absolutely the same as everyone who is pulling the same strap in life. Seriously! Here is the same furniture and the same office as in all or in almost all offices. Everything is relative, close to the heart, familiar, ordinary, that the soul is puppy right! And then, interspersed with reports on anomalies, full of financial reports, banal job descriptions and warnings that you can’t smoke there and there. Ok, all this is good, but as if something is missing.
Although what am I talking? There is everything, including notes and letters from one employee to another! And, if you suddenly thought that people in Black and in general agents of all special services only dig, control, hide and shut their mouths, then here’s the evidence of the reverse! In fact, outside of their work, they drink beer, play cards, crickets, root for football teams, and sometimes scandal when water suddenly turns off in the bureau and wash off what remains in the toilet after sending a natural need. In short, everything is exactly the way, as Dr. House said in one of the series, everyone poop and even people in black, and even FBK agents!
And then I directly recall another series of "secret materials", in which Mulder’s soul suddenly moved to the human body in black, and the Servicist’s soul got into the body of Malder. But Malder was not able to use the opportunity to get to great secrets, because a person in black had big, just huge problems with his wife and children = \ what, damn it, concealing contacts with aliens, with shambhala and parallel world, when there is already a troublesome trouble here?
Design.
I think I can say that Control is a story about how I fell in love with constructivism. Because the oldest house is an ordinary and banal office, a monumental, pressing authority, the residence of the invisible authorities and fantastic surrealism in one bottle!You just have to move out from the table to plunge into the kingdom of straight lines. Straight lines and straight angles, carpets in which sounds are drowning, and stone in which darkness is hidden! And here it also rules the ball of simple and even primitive, but spectacular contrast of color and light.
It is here that you can go and run along the corridor, where the stone plunges everything into darkness in order to shoot Jeses in the hall, which will be poured in red light. And the room behind the hall will become a ring, where in two opposite corners we will find screaming, contrasting colors. In other places, the color of lighting will correspond to the struggle between the astral and physical reality.
In astral terms, the laws of physics do not act. Here, the ball is ruled by surrealism and the ideal straight lines of constructivism soar against the background of the endless, abstract nothing!
Here the top and the bottom change places, and the wall can become both a ceiling and a floor. You are in zero gravity? No. And this is not you play Control, but the whole oldest house plays with you!
AWE
Well, I want to say thanks to the addition, but not so much for the crossover with Alan Wake, but for a solid contribution to the mystical atmosphere! Gameplay with a clot of darkness, which must not be shot and not beaten with stones, and burning lamps with light is entertaining. But the chic itself turns on when you fall into locations where the light goes out and darkness becomes almost ubiquitous!
Darkness presses, strangles and takes strength. And all hope for an island of light from a stationary lamp or lantern. There and only there you can restore energy in order to levite, evade enemies and rush with renewed vigor with everything that you can!
Base.
Listen, mortals, final revelations about where the oldest house came from! I-and. I want to say thanks for the return of red sand, with which locations designers were able to create a contrast in caves characteristic of Control.
And secondly, I want to say thank you for moving us from gloomy halls, offices and corridors to caves with access to astral. No, you listen to how it sounds! Caves with access to astrals, locations where real chaos of forms fights with the perfect geometry of constructivism!
Yes, there, and in the plot, we are in contact with the person with which we had previously fought. And then the person offers us a service. And Jesse accepts a proposal, albeit not hands and hearts, but new weapons with which we join the conflict of order with chaos, advice with Jes and even physical reality with the astral. Therefore, we need to shoot and leave everything there 🙂
In short, office plankton, right now, immediately forget it to the stuffy office! Open your eyes, open your consciousness to remember. Yes, yes, you must remember that you are not a boy, and even more so not a girl on the run, not a secretary or even an accountant, and not a director! And not some lousy office, but the Federal Bureau of Control!
And your life is an illusion imposed by Jes. So come on, cut Control and show them!